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Golf Club de la Sainte-Beaume

Adresse: 2664 Route de Brignoles, 83860 Nans-les-Pins

Telefon: 04 94 78 60 12


Bill and Ralph stepped up to the first tee box.

Bill said, “Hey, guess what!? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!”

Ralph replied enthusiastically, “What a great trade!”

Golfplätze im Raum Biot-Valbonne-Cannes

Golf Club Biot

Adresse: 06600 Antibes

Telefon:04 93 65 08 48


A golfer had made an awful shot and tore up a large piece of turf. He picked it up and looking about said, “What shall I do with this?”

“If I were you,” said the caddie, “I’d take it home to practice on.”

Golf Club des Bouleaux

Golf de l'Esterel

745 Boulevard Darby

83700 Saint Raphaël
Tel: +33494526830

Golf International of Saint Francois

Avenue de l’Europe, Saint-François 97118, Guadeloupe

+590 590 88-4187





















Golf Club Husumer Bucht

Hohlacker 5, 25813 Schwesing, Deutschland

+49 4841 72238


The time came in a young boy’s life when his father had to sit him down for the “big talk.” 

“Son,” the father said, “you’ll soon have urges and feelings that you’ve never had before. Your heart will start to pound, and the palms of your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied, and you won’t be able to think of anything else.

“But don’t worry,” he continued, “it’s perfectly normal — it’s called golf.”

Three men are playing golf at a beautiful country club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man.

Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball in the sand trap. He mind controls his caddy to mark it a hole-in-one.

Next, Darth Maul hits his ball and it lands in the rough. He walks over to his ball and uses the Force to throw it on the green.

Finally, the old man hits his ball over the trees and, into the parking lot and onto the hood of a parked car. The man lifts the car using the Force and brings the car to the green and drops the car on green. The ball then falls off of the car and into the hole.

Obi Wan turns to Darth Maul and says, “Damn, I hate playing with Yoda!”

Golf Nuolen



Golfclub Nuolen
8855 Wangen SZ
Tel: 055 450 57 50

e-mail: info@golfpark.ch



Golf Club Lana

 Adresse:     Brandisweg, 13, 39011 Lana, Bozen, Italien

Telefon:     +39 0473 564696



Golf Club Opio Valbonne

Adresse: Route de Nice, 06650 Opio







Golf Pass Pays de Grasse

Claux Amic

Opio Valbonne

Grande Bastide

St. Donat

(Taulane, + 10 Euro)

4 x 60 Euro





The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

“Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor.

“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied.

“Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”

Golfclub Passeier.Meran

Adresse: Loc. Kellerlahne, 3, 39015 San Leonardo In Passiria BZ, Italien

Telefon: +39 0473 641488









A bum asked a man on the street for $5.

“Will you buy booze?” the man asks, to which the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you gamble it away?”

Once again, the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you make bets at the golf course?”

Once again, the bum replied “No, I don’t play golf.”

“Will you go to a dance?”

“No, I don’t dance either.”

Then the man says, “Tell you what, I’ll give you the $5 if you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, play golf or dance.”

Golf Provencal

95 Avenue Roumanille, 06410 Biot, Frankreich
+33 4 93 00 00 57



Golf Club Roquebrune

Adresse: CD 7, 83520 Roquebrune-sur-Argens, Frankreich

Telefon: +33 4 94 19 60 35



Golf et tennis club de Valescure

Adresse: Avenue des Golfs, 83700 Saint-Raphaël

Telefon: 04 94 82 40 46





Driving Range Côte d'Azur

Adresse: 1110 Route d'Antibes, 06410 Biot
Telefon: 04 93 65 05 65